Kevin

Gay ass nigga that eats cheese

Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay

by Hhggggg July 31, 2018

kevin

your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....

"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17

by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017

Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!

Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!

by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019

Kevin

Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.

Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?

by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a slang term used as an antagonistic male character in memes. "Kevin" is generally characterized as an irritating, entitled man, who thinks he's perfect and feels the need to state his opinion on everything.

Instructor at a yoga class: Ok let's end with some gentle stretching.

Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down

by kevinsux123__ March 6, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.

Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!

by We will all die. July 16, 2020

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017