by Hey butch February 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan
by Aunt Patty December 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan
by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.