germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

flanel jock

a person that rocks the flanel shirt and flanel accsesories

''Dude,Alex is such a flanel jock!!!''

by marine5 November 23, 2009

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.

Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.

by Rapata dude March 30, 2010

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

Frump Jockey

A man who dates/marries/fucks frumps.

Did you see that chick Bill is fucking?

Ya, he's a total frump jockey.

by themstherules September 24, 2010

window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping

Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me

by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011