Janet Jackson

person who turned superbowl 38 from one of the worst superbowls to one of the best.

when it came to talking about the superbowl people were only talking about Janet's tit and not the predictable, boring ass game

by boy June 18, 2004

Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

Jaison

Jaison is the intelligent/introspective variation of Jason, in addition to the super, ultra sexyness that generally characterizes Jason's. The additional "I" represents the extra introspective/intelligent side of the jaison which gives a set of characteristic's that uniquely define a Jaison.

In short they are known for being:
1. Sexy
2. Genius
3. Deep
4. Artistic
5. Simplistic

1. That book/painting/song is a masterpiece! You pulled a jaison!
2. Look at that cute photographer over there! He is such a jaison!
3. Wow, you developed a way to cook food using a specific frequency range in the electromagnetic spectrum and your sexy! You must be a Jaison!

by blis212920 February 4, 2010

Jason

Even though he's intelligent he gets lost in the underwear section. Can hack any computer and do unique stuff on one. Jason is a cool, funny guy.

Of course Jason would do that.

by YankeesGirl845 November 9, 2013

chris jackson

the act of reaching between your legs from behind and masturbate.

look chris is doing the chris jackson!

by m to the c February 15, 2010

Sloppy Jackson

Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.

Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.

by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009

Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes

Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"

by E-Tag! October 23, 2008