Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 03, 2021
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Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.
I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.
by Khimp April 18, 2020
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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 03, 2022
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Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background
Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.
Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous
by dndndnlol July 01, 2021
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Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 12, 2011
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Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts
Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.
by Don't mess with the zohan March 07, 2014
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