When you’ve been waiting for something to spawn in a game for an extended period of time, but it hasn’t.
Person 1: I’ve been running at this wall for over an hour and nothing has spawned. This game sucks.
Person 2: Luck issue.
Person 2: Luck issue.
by Atomic_9602 May 14, 2022
Girl with Pretty Issues
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
Examples:
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
by trustmeimnotcrazy April 06, 2025
by Terranovator December 28, 2022
Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.
She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.
by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 02, 2021
by weirdwordguy May 07, 2024
When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.
Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.
Kate: You know he's gay, right?
Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!
And that's how Kate's husband issues began.
Kate: You know he's gay, right?
Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!
And that's how Kate's husband issues began.
by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017
When you achieve a level of great moggery, that other's exclaim "serene issue". The reality is that you've ascended so far above humanity that your level of operation is no longer comprehensible by the mere human mind.
by adudefrombritain May 16, 2025