I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

a THING that loves books

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 01, 2020

In my thoughts

To acknowledge that you are thinking about one or more things.

I'm in my thoughts right now.

by The imperial skateboard p August 12, 2022

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019