Maple Milk

A concoction consisting of Maple Syrup and Milk created by basically... every kid ever and not just two idiots from the south.

"Hey, I heard two Mikes invented this Maple Milk".
"If by 'two Mikes' you mean 'I've had a stroke and am saying stupid things', then yes".

by Sir Wigglesharts Chortlebottom April 25, 2013

milk

When a person puts his thumb on one side of a peron's neck and his index finger on the other side. Then the person must thrust downward very fast in order to leave a red mark. Similar to a mark left by a redneck. This is commonly done on flat grounds, however, for a more satisfying milk, milkers have been known to jump off of staircases, ledges, etc.

Erick: Yo Bryant! Check this out!
Bryant: What?
Erick: I'm gonna milk the shit out of Freddy!
*Erick walks over to Freddy*
Erick: Yo Freddy. Is that your mom, Ofelia?
Freddy: What? Where?
*Freddy turns around. Erick proceeds to milk freddy*
Erick: MILKED!
Freddy: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Bryant: LMFAO

by milkmachine March 19, 2011

milk chicken

wigger, wanna be, needs to call 1-800-WIG-OUTT

Vanilla Ice was the OMC (Original Milk Chicken)

by 420girl July 12, 2003

milk man

the who was fucking your girl while you were out.

the milk man ruined my marriage

by allen s December 15, 2008

man milk

Slang for cum, which sounds like it came from 1970s porn because it's kinda light-hearted and giggle-inducing, like many porn films (not all tho) were back then.This term is mainly used by punk rockers and freaks. I have never heard anybody "normal" say it. My man says it a lot, and he is a straight up freak. Here's an actual quote.

*B*( the boi): I know you want the man milk, sweetie..and if you work hard and stay real, you'll get to drink all of me......
Me: :-)~~~~~~~~

by m x November 26, 2004

Milk Brothers

Two men who have shared a particular sexual partner consecutively, although not necessarily in quick succession. The essence is, your Milk Brother was the last person to have slept with this particular partner before you did. (Like blood brothers have shared blood, milk brothers have shared milk, at least symbolically.)

Guy at Party: "Why does Javier's girlfriend get all tense, but also kinda flirty whenever Claude is around?"

Guy 2: "She used to bang Claude. In fact, Claude and Javier are Milk Brothers"

by Purveyor of fine expressions February 26, 2009

milk bag

The term used to describe a young man with a body shaped like a bag of milk. This man also tends to have a paler skin tone and usually, if not always, is downright ugly. Yet somehow this milk bag manages to get a hot girlfriend.

Guy 1: This girl is an absolute rocket.
Guy 2: Wow she is. Says she's in a relationship, check his Facebook.
Guy 1: Man this guy is a milk bag.
Guy 2: Standard.

by 7orture August 17, 2012