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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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I don't cotton

Don't like it
by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022
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My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
by Mister grammar November 7, 2019
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I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".
A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.
by Spherism November 15, 2022
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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."
Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024
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