hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010

Hump Day

One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.

Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!

by ohiooak June 6, 2018

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.

"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."

by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010

back head humper

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.

BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

by Jakitup January 22, 2011

Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"

It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.

by JJ Easy November 20, 2013

jesus humper

synonymous with bible thumper. Someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others.

A jesus humper tried to convert me.

by ? January 3, 2005

hump day

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.

Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.

by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009