horses

The single most annoying MSN Messenger screen name that can be used. Usage of the term "horses" as your screen name can result in prolonged hatred and confusion from most of your peers.

"horses is Out To Lunch."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Heresy

The act of going against the teachings of the Bible and the refusal to believe in the Almighty God. The politically correct term for this today is Atheism. This is something committed by seemingly hundreds of millions of people all over the world today. Tens of millions of people in the United States alone are heretics (the same as Atheist). The cause of all of this heresy is because of the move towards Secularism (non-religious), a more liberal culture, and the enhancement of transportation and greater communication technology, which links to everything in the outside world and the various regions of this nation.

The big cities of the Blue States are full of Heretics.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 27, 2005

Herpes

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

by nolse January 27, 2009

horsesheep

a horse that has a front body of a horse
and a back body of a sheep.

horsesheep.

by roooooooooooooooooocccheeellle August 14, 2008

Horses Hoe

Horses Hoe is street slang in Cincinnati for the new downtown Horseshoe Casino, the nation's first truly urban casino.

"Yo bro, where we gonna roll tonight?"

"Let's roll the dice at the horses hoe."

by K-Dawg777 March 7, 2013

Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.

"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"

by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016