A "Harrison" is a type of person which constantly has to talk about what they think even though no one cares. They are typically found in medium-sized Discords where a tightly-knit community already exists. This way a "Harrison" can constantly yap about different things no one really cares about. A lot of people tend to just ignore it, but others might make fun of him with specific yapping emotes. A verb would be harrisoning. Also a good counter to a "Harrison" is to Let Them Cook
by RagingRaptor June 16, 2024

someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life expect for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji November 16, 2023

A Harrison will have a heart of gold but look like a lump of coal. You will never catch a Harrison without his musical instrument, usually a guitar. A Harrison will constantly be trying to pull a girl however it seems like every time he tries he gets rejected completely with only a few girls willing to take pitty on him.
by EzMoneyEzLife November 23, 2021

If you meet a Harrison, MAKE HIM YOUR FRIEND, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU BIG DUMBASS BITCH, HE',S ONE OF THE BEST TYPE OF PEOPLE AS WELL AS A MALE MORGAN AND A ZAC, SO JUST DO IT ALREADY, ASHOLE
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

by Big Papi Jewlo April 22, 2025
