goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
