Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013

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Fort knox

Torpedoing your hands into someone’s buttcrack

“Bro he knoxed me”
-Fort Knox

by Sexymamijami August 2, 2019

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Fort

Another way of asking to play a game that is roadkilled by 6 year olds

John: yo fort
Jack: no

by anonymous November 21, 2020

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Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

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Fort Zumwalt Hope High

without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.

Fort Zumwalt Hope High is an alternative school for struggling students.

by BeepBeepLettuce3590 March 12, 2021

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