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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025
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Children

Something that many people like including Jimmy savel belle and other people

They are annoying 5 year old running around screaming I love fortnite and doing fortnite dances

People that dad's get milk for

And mothers don't care about and just want the child maintenance

Some children are pretty calm but get caught slacking by people such as Jimmy savel or people called Belle jayden and MOST DEFINITELY ALBERT if u are a child stay away from EVERYONE called Albert no matter what they say
Person1: damn that's a nice house

Person2 and 3: I LIKE FORTNITE I LIKE FORTNITE

Person1:I'm gonna drop kick some children in "self defense"
by Yourmumgayl69420 November 23, 2021
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Children

demons. It needs no over explanation.
by allchildsaredemon. April 18, 2021
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Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.
Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.
by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024
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Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
by Clill Binton October 17, 2019
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four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.
having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020
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