Life

Shit Happens

do i really need one -_-

In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened

"Thats life!"

Watch warriors of Virtue

by Atomangel December 13, 2012

Life

Something that you don't have.

" I wish I had a life."

by Lil_Demon_Dude May 23, 2018

Life

Simply, death, that is if you don't want to make it deep.

random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

Life

A disease transmitted all over the world.

Life is a disease

by Tayboy128 October 5, 2018

Life

Something that Americans think means that you have a job, when that's just one aspect. Life consists of being a good person and having fun, and earning respect, and surviving.

Life is better with nice people around you

by Iliveinaworodoflosers5 July 29, 2012

Life

God's game of Sims. His creation of life that makes us all walkthrough a storyline he decides for us.

Person 1: "How is life going kiddo?"
Person 2: "like a shitty game of sims."

by Kenokai April 14, 2020

life

something none of us have

My life has been nothing but a series of devastation and rejection.

by the diameter of a pringle can May 23, 2019