Floob

(noun) A purple hallucinogenic apple that makes you see the Galaxy

Dude, did you see Jane yesterday after eating a Floob? She was lying on the ground, laughing at nothing, I'm never going near that stuff.

by Blibbling March 18, 2026

Janaughty Flood

When a woman's night of too much wine and too much pleasure collides in catastrophic fashion: vomit up top, squirts down below. A high-pressure, two-way water show. It’s a puke-squirt extravaganza with nonstop waves of spew and bliss without mercy. Truly, the human body’s most unfiltered fountain.

“Bro, the party was wild. Somebody had a full-on Janaughty Flood in the bathroom—top half puking, bottom half gushing. I’ll never unsee it.”

by Slonker September 3, 2025

Mana Flood

In the magic the gathering community its an point where you hand if only lands and cant play anything for the next 4 turns

I lost my match because i mana flooded in the beginning and couldn't do shit

by Tony zuniga October 26, 2025

Floob his Norf

The act of pranking a guest on a 24 hour twitch stream

When Unworldly get on, we're all gonna floob his norf so good with Vi!

by NorfyFloober November 27, 2025

March Flood

A person who gets stuff done.

“Wow you get stuff done”
“Yeah, im March Flood”

by March Flood January 11, 2026

flippedie flappedie floep

A very fat penis.

That guy has a flippedie flappedie floep

by FatDick123 February 27, 2018

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022