floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool

Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet

by Krabster March 8, 2024

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

floating banute

its when a cow floats in water

look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Float

Is picking your opp up in an aggressive way and tossing him or her down highway 27. It's an act out of anger. It's an action you take when you are offended by another person.

Man Mike was talking so much ish I floated him last night

by Orangepeach25 September 17, 2021