Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.

Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic

by shmaters gee April 13, 2009

Iron in the fire

A task in the process.

He has too many Iron in the fire right now.

by samsanders August 11, 2009

Fire brownie

1. A bowel movement.

2. Taking a huge, long overdue dump or crap.

Hey Clem, I done did a fire brownie this mornin' and dang that done felt good.

by AntiGop February 27, 2009

Firebird Formula

The Firebird Formula is the most badass car you can buy for under 20 grand. Its the best Firebird you can buy surpassing the horsepower and torque of the Firebird Trans Am and completely anilates any pussy that drives a Mustang. Often referred to as the best american muscle car ever made considering its light weight and alot of horsepower. The car looks really good with the WS6 ram air hood and t-tops. This car is all around the most badass motherfucking pussy stomping mustang killing beast you can buy for almost nothing not to mention burns rubber like a male pornstar fucking a hooker. If you come across a Firebird Formula its generally not a good idea to race it considering it will shit on your stupid fucking import that you got from the cheap ass chinese bastards.

Person 1: Did you see that Civic get smashed?
Person 2: Yeah but what the hell was he racing?
Person 3: That there gentalmen is a fucking "Firebird Formula"
Person 1: Damn! I want one of those badasses
Person 2: Hellz Yeah bitches

by MustangKiller October 20, 2011

sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 14, 2009

camp fire song song

a song from sponge bob

who listening to the camp fire song song

by T1CKT0CKZ June 19, 2017

FIRE

The second element used to summon Captain Planet.

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005