ficlets

An author's website, where people write stories in under 1204 characters.

"My sister's on Ficlets."

"She must have no life."

"Yeah, but she's a good writer."

by ChittyChittyDeathBang November 23, 2007

Fishermans Bobber's

The little, round, Malteser looking turds that are left bobbing about the khazi that are imposible to flush without the aid of a brush or walking stick.

Steve: How was your shit, Dave?
Dave: Awful, only managed to squeeze out handful of Fishermans Bobber's

by Cads666 January 26, 2009

turd fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

George, you a turd fisherman.

by Prilldonious May 30, 2007

matthew fischer

fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo

Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks

Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer

by Robert Swann April 23, 2011

fishers island

an extremey preppy summer island (also Year round) that in the summer time gets filled with preppy kids. every way you turn you see blond, wavy hair, pastels, and cliques. the cliques are bad. they suck. its ridiculous, if you don't go for one summer you're not in a group anymore. word spreads like wild fire on this island, it'a little pathetic. "partying" entails breaking into dad's liquor cabinet and sitting at home and drinking either cheap beer or very expensive liquor, or sitting around cars, getting high near a beach then about 5 minutes later getting busted by a bike cop because the neighbor said you were too loud.

some good people though

not a bad place to grow up but gets hella old as you get older and people get meaner

has some redeaming qualities but the people make the place

i used to go to fishers island but then wanted a life.

by past that April 18, 2007

Bobby Fischer

The son of two pacifists: his dad was a German national biochemist and his mom was a secular atheist Jew physician from New York; the couple met at an international peace conference. Two children before the split, a girl and a boy. The mom had trouble keeping a job, she did things like chaining herself to the White House fence to protest the *Korean* War. If winning in life means winning and sharing approval, Bobby was a loser from the start compared to his sister. As products of outmarriage, Sis married a doctor and became a successful Republican wife while Bobby had fags set on him by polite society and was isolated. Bobby tried quitting in 1963 and again in 1968 but he kept getting roped into competing with the Soviets at chess; he couldn't hold a job, kept getting robbed and needed the money. The Soviets knew the game beyond the game, they cooperated on outcomes when playing each other. If you was ever asked who should win Fischer-Spassky 1972, the *only* correct answer was to say, "I love Dr. Zhivago, Fischer is the best chess player but the worst of both worlds in the East/West Cold War split. Spassky is devastated by his divorce but has found a new love with a female French diplomat and he wants to flee with her thru the snow in a sled and escape the wolves. Tho he is no Pasternak, Spassky is no Omar neither, and Fischer is so wrapped up in achievement with no thought of what goal and always trying to prove some point when the point of it all is winning approval and sharing approval." The media put out many hit pieces on Fischer then the featherweight candyasses ABBA had the Final Word with the hit musical "Chess." Tim Rice collaborated on "Chess" and he's the moral philosopher who mandated Judas be an N-word in "Jesus Christ Superstar"

Bobby Fischer said pawn to K4 (e4) is the best move to open a chess game because it leads to sharper tactics and more decisive outcomes.
Bobby Fischer valued the lowly pawn, some say too much.

by Horace Hornblower August 14, 2008

ficke

To learn a lesson the hard way or to be screwed over when one deserves better.

"So I was doing community service for these homeless people, and all of a sudden one dropped me with chloroform and they raped me bad."

"Man, you got ficke'd up the ASS."

by hoppy May 13, 2005