fence fucker

One who fucks on both sides of the fence; cannot make up their mind regarding their sexual orientation and thus switches their preferences constantly; (has nothing to do with bisexuals since bisexuals have actually claimed an orientation)

Dom, the fence fucker, who was gay just yesterday, was all over a group of girls saying, "I'm straight now."

by MacNair March 12, 2008

Internet Feces

Radom 'crap' on the internet. Usually something interesting, fun, funny, or just plain odd. Basically anything on the internet that's not backed by a corporate compeny or is porn.

Psychoticgerbil.com is internet feces

by PsychoticGerbil.com August 23, 2004

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

help over the fence

When you have sex with an animal.

"That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence)

by carlsbadkid January 13, 2009

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

Femcel

A femcel is a female who uses an anonymous social profile to hide behind when speaking about their inability to maintain a relationship or have sex, often blaming men and the impossible beauty standards set on them as the failure to thrive in society instead of looking at themselves.

Kerryn can't get a boyfriend because she only stays at home and listens to Femcel Icon Corinne Fisher's podcast giving her bad advice.

by Karen Fathands December 4, 2022

fatigued feces

bicolored turd that resembles the color of amy fatigues.

after a night of drinking and eating mexican food, i woke up to a bad case of fatigued feces.

by cut throat committee January 8, 2007