Dusty Fountain

When a woman, particularly of the older variety, who hasn't participated in coitus in over 10 years, recieves so much pleasure that when she cums, it replicates the dust cloud caused by the falling of the north tower.

Dude 1: How was that G.I.L.F. last night?

Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.

by EatinDBush July 22, 2016

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Fountain of Youth

A pedophile's meat.

Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."

by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011

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funtart

an easy girl you know you can get with or get on.

wow... check her out, she has been with everyone, she's a total funtart!

she was with mike yesterday afternoon and with dave last night, i'm going for it... she's the ultimate funtart.

by the real jester November 3, 2009

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shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.

I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

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Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

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