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The Illusion of Facebook

The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!

Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!

Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
by baller4 August 11, 2009
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Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
by Kmp73 January 1, 2010
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facebook skank

Anyone who has more than 1000 facebook friends.
Tiffany has like 1100 facebook friends...what a facebook skank!
by Joseph Garboyle December 8, 2010
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Facebook Chat

One of the most retarded chat's in history.....ever. It allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. Resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status....okay facebook...clearly your suck at the art of online chats!
why does facebook chat have to always suck balls?
by c.c_me October 1, 2010
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Facebook Five

A facebook five is when you give someone a high five through facebook.
Alex: "Fuck yeh i can go, Woop"
Salem: "YEAH ALEX, facebook five"
by bobothepanda May 6, 2009
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Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion

A user of Facebook who becomes irrationally irritated when certain details of one of their Facebook Friend's accounts is not visible to them. Often a bizarre, almost arrogant sense of self-entitlement leads from at first a general feeling of being perturbed, to an outright delusional belief in the their right to have access to whatever information they want. This is often an affliction of Facebook users who have not yet come to terms with the fact that privacy settings are in fact a personal prerogative, not an obligation. It is also usually coupled with the arrogant belief that everyone should use Facebook the way they do, usually for the self-promoting purposes they are comfortable with, as though different peoples' preferences and reasons for using social networking are irrelevant. The delusion is itself not often a problem, but if the delusion persists, it can manifest in aggressive behaviour, harassment, and unexpected general rudeness.
Katie got so mad at me, and sent me a really rude blunt message when she found out she couldn't write on my stupid Facebook wall! I hardly know her ... who does she think she is? I think she has Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion or something.
by urbandictionologist May 29, 2010
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Facebook Lullaby

When you cannot fall asleep so you turn to facebook to lull you to sleep, therefore cutting down on the amount of sleep you would have gotten had you not went on facebook in the first place
Mark: dude you look like a sleepless zombie!
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...
by CapnBadass August 23, 2011
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