a metaphor to describe when a person creates a diversion for a friend in order to trick the person so that his friend can get somewhere with a girl he's with. the exit describes getting to the end point and the ramp is the time the person is taking to create the diversion while the friend slips by with the girl.
bob pulls into the street with jen and greg. dave and a girl are in the other car trying to get into the house against the will of jen since dave is her son and she is against one night stands. greg then makes conversation with jen and bob to create the diversion while dave and the girl slip into the house undetected and do what they were destined to do. that is an exit ramp
by B. Row and M. Hamm January 10, 2008
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The feeling of intense embarrassment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.
At age 13, Matt was what you would call wapanese. Having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarrassment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.
SARAH: baka! ^^;
MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage
SARAH: :(
AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.
SARAH: baka! ^^;
MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage
SARAH: :(
AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.
by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011
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-A furry, clopper, and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.
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"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*
-A furry, clopper, and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.
-The comment section of just about every social media website
"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*
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Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.
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