Ethan T

The best human being in all of existence! He is amazing, muscular, and just an all around perfect person. He is someone you fall instantly in love with and you’ll never be able to stop staring at him. He’s great with his little siblings and always makes you feel perfect. He’ll become the love of your life, and will always argue that he loves you more even when he’s wrong<3

That was the most Amazing guy I’ve ever met! He must be an Ethan T

by FlwrPwr September 7, 2020

Ethan is an idiot

Ethan is a big idiot for some reason he drinks period blood and eats after birth he is religious towards Walmart Jesus. Ethan is a very bad peron

Ethan is an idiot why is he eating after birth.

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

ethan

Ethan is a nigger

ayo my nigha ethan

by jwsusjshshsua November 22, 2021

Ethan

A fat smelly Asian who eats rice and plays apex all day and doesn’t shower

Ew look at ethan that big smelly OUUUU what a smelly bastard he is! I never wanna be that pedo

by AmonFym December 19, 2022

Ethanism

It is the usage of sarcasm, with a hint of depression. It is a bi-polar person who is normally negative. It is a person who is rebel and doesn't listen to most people. They try make smart questions seem like stupid questions.

Person: Hahaha that joke was SO funny!
Other Person: (fake laughs) o so was it really?
Person: That was just usage of Ethanism.

by john909 October 23, 2011

ethany

A happy and silly and pretty gal

She sure is an ethany

by Katherine chill December 22, 2016

Ethan Hoff

A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".

Friends: "Man, Braxton is cool and all, but sometimes he can be annoying
The Ethan Hoff: 'WHAT THE HELL MAN!!?? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT-..."
Friends: "Okay, we're gonna stop you right there Ethan Hoff."
The Ethan Hoff: "MAKING JOKES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T...!"
Friends: "SILENCE!"

by DonTheNugget March 7, 2017