Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
by Steven J Huddy April 04, 2008
This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.
Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.
by Tylerr from vegas May 09, 2007
When you insert you penis and both balls into a womans vagina. Since you cannot thrust in and out you just kind of wiggle around until the woman is about to cum. Just before the woman cums you pull out and shove a rolled-up phone book (yellow pages are preferred) into her vagina as she cums.
by Rusty Rust March 12, 2010
by Painful Shithead August 14, 2008
A cool hip hop band with a really hot white chick (Fergie)who can out dance any black girl... plus her body is bangin!
by Don April 10, 2005
The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011
when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...
also it could mean a penis
also it could mean a penis
by Flump August 21, 2006