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Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"
by Ale07 June 1, 2012
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shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
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Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.
*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
by GG Allin February 12, 2021
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Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.
I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.
by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006
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Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009
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mother dump

Damn, I just took a mother dump!
by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006
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Night dump

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard
by Suspence July 19, 2009
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