jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

Dong Rocket

Dong Rocket is a term used to describe the male penis. It was coined by three assholes in an 83 Volvo Station Wagon during a 13 hour car ride back from Las Vegas.

The bitch sucked my fuckin Dong Rocket.

by King Conan October 09, 2008

Dong butter

Sticky cum and pussy juice mixed together making a buttery paste after a long fuck session.

After she gets out of the shower and eats breakfast. Ask her if she likes dong butter. I just wiped my dick on her pancakes.

by Homey D September 26, 2010

double dong

1. Often used to describe a double sided or two headed sexual device known commonly as a dildo.

"Man that's one long double dong" or "Constance would you like to share my double dong, that would be lovely Prudence"

by Maximus Cocks June 03, 2006

dong sauce

When Matt is being a massive pussy.

Gosh, Matt is such Dong Sauce right now he's such a bitch.

by Splashhh April 25, 2016

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Dong Pong

n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.

Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now

by dong pong champ March 26, 2010