deucing chamber

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.

Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.

by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022

Air deuce

A fart or poot.

Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.

Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.

by harlie roque September 6, 2021

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc

Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce

by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017

talkin' deuces

talkin' mad shit

homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg

by big homie watts March 30, 2016