The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
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Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
by Fudgie June 29, 2017
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A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
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by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019
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Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.
by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010
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