Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

To be "Daved Out" means that you have no authority or say in what you do, who you talk to or how you live your life, because your girl has taken over control. Guys that are "Daved Out" are not allowed to hang out with their friends unless they ask permission from their woman. "Daved Out" also can refer to backing out of something without a real explanation.
Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."
Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."
Ever since Aaron has been dating that new girl, he has totally Daved Out." "Nick totally Daved Out and left the bar as soon as his girl called." "Rich pulled a total Dave Move by not answering my question." "Greg is a Total Dave."
by NotaJen10 September 2, 2010

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)
hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy
by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019

by BRUHHHHHHHHbloodyhell November 1, 2020
