Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022
Get the Star Crunchmug. the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
Get the kick-flick-bend-crunchmug. A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
Get the crunch granolamug. by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024
Get the Crunchmug. 
The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
Get the canadian crunchmug. The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.
by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015
Get the White Crunch Barmug.