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Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base
by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022
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count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.
Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"
by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023
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Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
by Wildn May 20, 2022
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Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.
In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"
by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018
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