dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
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The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
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A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022
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count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 11, 2020
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count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
by kstrachdeuce September 04, 2007
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Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
by Wildn May 20, 2022
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