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Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.
John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...
by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009
mugGet the Cop Blockedmug.

cop neck

the roll of fat that rests on the collar of a fat person usually found on cops
look at about 80% of police that is cop neck
by Travis Harrington December 21, 2008
mugGet the cop neckmug.

Cop-block

When you are either:
1. About to comit a crime and the police show up
2. About to get laid and the police show up
I finally got Ashley naked then I got totally Cop-blocked when they kicked in my door.
by DP Ash December 2, 2005
mugGet the Cop-blockmug.

Robo cop

When you jerk off into a bucket, than put it on top of your lady friends head (or guy if you roll that way)
Yo man i robo cop my bitch last night cause she past out and i got mad. i do it all the time when she does not listen to me
by boy jorge March 1, 2009
mugGet the Robo copmug.

cop a squat

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"
When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.
by BoltTheFish February 1, 2010
mugGet the cop a squatmug.

Pop Cop

Verb, Adjective: When a girl gets pulled over and to get herself out of getting a ticket she offers the cop a blow job
I pulled this chick over this afternoon, bitch was so desperate she offered me a Pop Cop to get out a ticket.
by WillyP Tank June 23, 2012
mugGet the Pop Copmug.

cop block

warning oncoming traffic of the presence of a police officer by flashing one's headlights.
I cop blocked that state trooper on I-44.
by guy on a buffalo October 24, 2011
mugGet the cop blockmug.

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