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colorguard

an intense sport for girls and guys who's gpa and sat scores are too high to be cheerleaders.
"C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-E-R-S! CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS!"< THE BAND

"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS

"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member

"too long for them." colorguard member 2
by unknown guard member July 15, 2007
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Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.
by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
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Shadow of the Colossus

A fucking great game. Better than any pussy ass ps3 or 360 game. This fucker had you killing 16 bad ass bosses in a row in a fucking sexy environment. This game is the greatest game i ever played. Man, After playing this game you'll want to burn the box and inject the smoldering ashes into your retina. And check out this mutha fucka, the third in the series is coming out soon. Jesus I almost had a heart attack and a stroke when I heard this shit. Fuckin' Japs man, They make killer games. For the PS2, and its only $20, TWENTY DOLLARS. MAN YOU COULD BUY A SPAYED CAT OR BUY THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE.
Harley: Hey man I just bought MW2 wanna play?

Jack: No, ill play Shadow Of The Colossus, the game that'll rape your mother and kill your dog.

Harley:....
by Albatrosslawl August 5, 2010
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Color Mullet

When people dye the top half of their hair one color and the bottem half another color. Usually seen on girls with lots of layers. Originated by Shakira when she dyed her tips black while her hair was still mostly blond.
Look at that girls color mullet, that can't be natural!
by ShineTilly October 3, 2005
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Colonna

The Colonna family was a powerful noble family in medieval and Renaissance Rome, supplying one Pope and many other leaders. Their family is notable for their bitter feud with the Orsini family over influence in Rome until it was stopped by Papal Bull in 1511; in 1571 the Chiefs of both families married the nieces of Pope Sixtus V.

Oddone Colonna ended the Western Schism as Pope Martin V.

According to tradition, the Colonna are a branch of the Counts of Tusculum — by Peter (1099-1151) son of Gregory III, called Peter "de Columpna" from his property, the Columna Castle, in Colonna, Alban Hills.

The first cardinal from the family was appointed in 1192 when Giovanni Colonna was made Cardinal Priest of Santa Prisca.

In 1297, Cardinal Jacopo disinherited his brothers Ottone, Matteo, and Landolfo of their lands. The latter three appealed to Pope Boniface VIII, who ordered Jacopo to return the land, and furthermore hand over the family's strongholds of Colonna, Palestrina, and other towns to the Papacy. Jacopo refused; in May, Boniface removed him from the College of Cardinals and excommunicated him and his followers for four generations. The Colonna family (aside from the three brothers allied with the Pope) declared that Boniface had been elected illegally after the unprecedented abdication of Pope Celestine V three years previously. The dispute lead to open warfare, and in September Boniface appointed Landolfo to the command of his army, to put down the revolt of Landolfo's own relatives. This he did, and by the end of 1298 Colonna, Palestrina, and other towns had been captured and razed to the ground. The family's lands were distributed among Landolfo and his loyal brothers; the rest of the family fled Italy.

In the 1300s, the family sponsored the decoration of the Church of San Giovanni, most notably the floor mosaics.

In 1728, the family added the name Barberini to its family name when Giulio Cesare Colonna di Sciarra married Cornelia Barberini, daughter of the last male Barberini to hold the name, Taddeo Barberini.

The Colonna family have been Prince Assistants to the Papal Throne since 1710, though their papal princely title only dates from 1854.

The family residence in Rome, the Palazzo Colonna, is open to the public.
1. Have you heard about the Colonnas?
2. Wow "Colonna" is a noble last name.
by Alli-Kizzat March 27, 2009
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Colomber

Originally "colombre," this is a creature none have much knowledge about. Will someone ever meet one and live to tell the tale? That is indeed the question surrounding this mythical beast. Appears in a short story by Dino Buzzati.
Guy#1: That colomber has been waiting for me for weeks. I don't know what to do about it.

Guy#2: What are you talking about? I don't see anything.

Guy#1: That's the problem.
by vanishmyst November 19, 2010
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colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs
I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
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