cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

by Double Dang March 1, 2010

ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.

This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup

by StoneTear October 22, 2004

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011

coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.

Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.

by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009

Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.

"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."

by RKBizzle February 17, 2014

Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014