The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

Dark Matter Clothing

Dark Matter Clothing is a gothic streetwear brand inspired by the unseen, the forbidden, and the cosmic void. It blends demonology, occult symbolism, and shadow-themed imagery with modern alternative fashion. The brand represents those who feel connected to darkness not as evil, but as power, individuality, and mystery.

Dark Matter focuses on:
• Bold, demonic-themed artwork
• Occult sigils and gothic typography
• Dark, high-contrast color palettes
• Underground, anti-mainstream identity
• Clothing for people who embrace the shadows instead of running from them

Its mission is to give people in the gothic and alternative community a way to express their darker side through art, symbolism, and clothing that stands out.
Made by Riyn Manson

Dark matter clothing is very hood gothic

by Dark Matter Clothing November 17, 2025

Cloth the Nak

Sometimes you gotta cloth the nak

its bad if the nak dont got no cloth

"cloth the nak man"
"okay man"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

national baggy clothes day

May 18th is national baggy clothes day.
wears some baggy pants, shirts, jorts, anything baggy

“Why are you wearing baggy clothes?”
“Because today is national baggy clothes day!”

by sumacoman May 18, 2023

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021

Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.

The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.

by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017