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A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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One eye closed pic

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life
For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”
by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022
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Closed Species

A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a Greedy artist Thousands of Dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.
Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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Mad shacked in a close out

cobber, yesterday I was catching some tubes and I got mad shacked in a close out!
by CobberOne February 12, 2017
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Close Sweep

When a team get swept in a series but each game was a close game. Coined by Chris Broussard on First Things First.
The Nets did swept by the Celtics, but it was a close sweep” - Chris Broussard
by The Lizard King! July 3, 2023
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Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
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closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop
" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"
by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019
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