Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.

The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.

by brownsource November 8, 2016

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017