Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christian

the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday

christian is a weeaboo

by cuklord May 11, 2016

Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018

christian

the type of guy to gets hella wins in solo play on fortnight

damn christian u winin

by china man chris May 16, 2018

Christian

A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.

Hes so nice to you, is he a Christian?

by Harold13562 May 14, 2017

Christian

A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.

wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.

by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019

Christian

When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!

An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.

by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019