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Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Children

One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
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When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature God or Goddess like types who want to neuralize you so you don't have a well deserved decent after life and are excessive disrespect children
Dude that guy had a very rough life because of them and there still acting like excessive disrespect children
by The Gods and Goddesses November 5, 2019
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Michael Jackson's children

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.
Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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