Cheeto

A right wing person that is typically round, artificial, makes a mess, and crumbles to dust under any sort of pressure.

Man that Cheeto that stormed the capitol had a meltdown when they got added to the no fly list and removed from a plane.

by AJtheox January 11, 2021

Stinky Cheeto

When one does one from behind and inserts thumb into butt hole.

Turn around and let me give you a stinky Cheeto.

by Burberry5 February 20, 2019

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheetos

a group of people that look like trump getting together to ride their motorcycles sideways

look at those dumb AF Cheetos over there

by sidewaysmotorcyleontop January 31, 2024

Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

Cheeto

Cheeto means very nice

Mandems jacket is looking bare Cheeto today yea

by TheBigDaddy69 May 9, 2018

cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.

person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!

by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009