St Marys Catholic School 

A English Secondary School Found In Bishop Stortford, Hertfordshire. As This School Is The Only Catholic School Around The Area. 70% Of Students Travel To School By Coaches Supplied By The Council.
One Of The Most Popular Storys Is About The 'Gray Lady' A Nun Who Appears To Haunt The Language Block Tower Of St Marys School.
The School Is Going Through Many So Called Improvements; Some Better Than Others.

The Current HeadTeacher Is: Mr Sharpe

St Marys Catholic School Wooooooooooo

St Marys Catholic School by 12437102478 April 19, 2007

bergen_catholic

a place where rich nobodys(teabags) couldnt cut it in public school, so their rich mommys and daddys place them at this teenage daycare to watch all the adderal poppin queers....

honey, if our son is placed in public school, he will get beat up, we must send him to bergen_catholic!

bergen_catholic by ezikial August 13, 2007

York Catholic

I school filled of racist teachers and students, who cant dance and don't know any better. racist, white, shit, rich, devil

guy 1: "You go to York Catholic?"
guy 2: "Yea, why?"
guy 1: "Has a priest raped you yet? HAHA!"
guy 2: "Shut up!" *walks away*

York Catholic by Jimmy bob billy joe March 20, 2011

Traditionalist Catholic 

1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.

They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.

Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.

Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.

2. Assholism

1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.

2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark is an asshole

Traditionalist Catholic by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012

Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass

Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

Joliet Catholic Academy by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018

Bergen Catholic 

Home of Steve Angeli.

I love Bergen Catholic because Steve Angeli goes there!

Bergen Catholic by sugarbaby666 November 20, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021