Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Canoe

The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.

"Yo man you down to canoe with Zack and Jessica later."

by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018

Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.

She bent my dick while canoeing me last night

by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019

jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick

Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires

by Coolpoker June 7, 2017

who canoes

who knows!

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!

by -mojo November 10, 2020

tio cano

A tio that is very special to you. Cano!

Tio cano will do many things for you as say holaaaa. But sometimes tio cano has a problem… he sees …..brujitas…. In his room. He can’t get them out of his head “help the brujas are comi-“.

by Bruja1 November 22, 2021