Douche Canoe

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

by G-Dale November 26, 2017

Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Ashley Cano

she’s a v supportive friend! she is one of my only friends, ik sad. and she loves to talk sh!t with me💗 anyways love u gurl🔐 have a great day!⭐️

Ashley Cano is my bestfriend🤟🌷

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022

who canoes

who knows!

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!

by -mojo November 10, 2020

jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick

Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires

by Coolpoker June 7, 2017