Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025

Brazilian Gorilla

When a hairy woman has gorilla grip coochie strong enough to lift a man by his penis.

She almost ripped my dick off last night doing the Brazilian Gorilla.

by Schmunt March 1, 2025

Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.

I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug

by borkanese May 21, 2023

Brazilian People

Brazilian People are probably one of the most hottest latinos in the history of latinos, They got the best food, best dances, and best hip movements. Your not a true brazilian if you don't own a pair of havaiana sandals. And you’re definitely not brazilian if your dad doesn’t take soccer to seriously. Brazilian boys and girls are very touchy and friendly, you may think they are flirting with you hut they just being nice don’t worry. Brazilians are honestly the best and definitely the craziest. Date a brazilian!!!

boy one: “Those people are so loud at that table, i wonder why”
girl one: “It’s because they are all brazilian people”
boy one: “fucking brazilians bro”

by latinoexpert May 26, 2023

Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals

Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap

by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023

Brazilian BJ

A kiss.

Origin: "BJ" in Brazilian slang is short for "Beijos" which means "kisses".

Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.

by Shugunou June 28, 2023

Brazilian treehopper

The brazilian Treehopper, aka mahoraga bug, aka bugoraga, aka maho insect, first appeared in a Facebook post but then got re-uploaded to TikTok and YT shorts, appearing in edits.

Nerdy definition:
The Brazilian treehopper (Mahoraga) is a species of insect belonging to the treehopper family (Membracidae). It has unusual appendages on its thorax. While Bocydium can be found throughout the world, they are most prevalent in Africa, North and South America, Asia and Australia. They exhibit limited movement, as they failed to adapt to the situation like mahoraga

P1: Hey did you heat about the brazilian treehopper?
P2: You mean the mahoraga bug?
P1: Yes... You have brain rot right?

by Tsk the AI June 22, 2024