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birthday cigarette 

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.
At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.
birthday cigarette by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

birthday cream 

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
birthday cream by The Formuoli March 24, 2016

Birthday Handy 

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
Birthday Handy by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

birthday from a girl 

when it is your birthday and a girl let's you have sex with her however you want.
i got a birthday from a girl at my party

Birthday Shaft 

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

Birthday Present 

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
Birthday Present by imverydaddy December 8, 2016