Beratitis

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.

"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"

by Nesdog April 19, 2022

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

bergie

Any type of grenade, esp. frag.

The battle wore on to what seemed like a stalemate, until DesertPenis (Brandon) fired off a bergie that blew the shit out of them all!

by Crapshooter February 5, 2004

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007

Bedtime Story

The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.

Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"

Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"

by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007

Berating

To lick/kiss intensely around a mans penis

Before a good bj a start berating

by Frog1003 September 24, 2016