if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

deserved better

Mechamaru and miwa

they deserved better

by luciio June 5, 2024

That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.

The name was changed to Better Homes and Gardens beginning with the August 1924 issue.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Better call saul

Better call saul is one of the best tv shows created and you should watch it but first watch breaking bad and el camino a breaking bad movie

Person 1: Hey have you watched Better call saul?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 238 times*

by Joe swanson (real) July 24, 2022

Deserved Better

Allison Argent, my precious angel deserves the world

Allison Argent Deserved Better than she got

by tindra123 September 2, 2018