mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Chillin Balls

Chilling, or relaxing, to an extreme amount.

"Yo, dude what are you up to?"
"Not much.. just chillin balls, man"

"Dude, come over later.. we can chill balls"
"Yeah we can chill so many balls"

by ajlevy January 12, 2010

Ukranium Balls

testicles made of the toughest material in the world

That guy jumping onto the Russian tank and raising the blue and yellow flag needs a wheelbarrow for his Ukranium balls.

by Had2thinkawhile March 5, 2022

Ball Night!

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.

Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!

by G_T March 29, 2012

soggy ball

A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone

My friends and I were playing outside when my dad started dropping soggy balls on us

by smackrabbits January 23, 2023

Pixar balling

When a person stomps on a man's balls like the pixar lamp stomped on the "I"

Tom: What the fuck did you send me?
Billy: A woman pixar balling some poor man!

by Delta-3174 March 4, 2021